Question: Survey: what would make better warriors for my evil army of the night:?


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Answer #1:

ewww potatoes from a box, that's just not natural

Rice a Roni, duh, like that was a hard decision

Answer #2:

Have them wear bras on thier head like those nerds on Weird Science.

Answer #3:

So I take it you haven't even figured in the Hamburger Helper glove into your battle plan.

For SHAME.`

Answer #4:

Rice a Roni can scatter and get through undetected.

Answer #5:

Frozen okra does the trick for my evil army of the night.

Is that your War face? rahhhhh!!

Answer #6:

Au gratin ("hog rotten" as my son used to say) potatoes will stomp a mudhole in your @ss and walk it dry.

Answer #7:

I'd go with the San Francisco Treat.

Especially if you threatened to randomly substitute the Rice with maggots and the Roni with tape worms, you can make puny humans do anything.

Answer #8:

Well to be honest, im sure if you eat enough of both you'd have AN AWFUL SMELLING ARMY by the end of the night.. that should do the trick. i say both. Good luck with that.

Answer #9:

hmmmm....add some ham to the scalloped potatoes or add some chicken to the rice a roni! then they can say HA I'M EATING CHICKEN THEREFORE I CAN'T BE A CHICKEN! <insert war cry here> :D either dish works. :) i personaly would rather eat a load of potatoes...fill me up better. cheers!

Answer #10:

Oh the rice a roni, sneaks up on ya.


(blink, blink) well at least it does that to me.

Answer #11:

What's wrong with macaroni&cheese mixed with garlic mashed potatoes? I tell you what, if I saw a pile of that coming at me out of the mist of a moonless night I'd probably crap myself again.

Answer #12:

I wish you had a handlebar mustache, and you twirled it deviously as you asked this deviously delicious question.





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